We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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