Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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