Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
