Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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