I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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