dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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