so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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