Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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