i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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