i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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