Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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