one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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