Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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