my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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