i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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