yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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