Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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