i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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