So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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