I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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So much rum. So many feels.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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