i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just want nice things and good sex
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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