so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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