one two three fourrrrnication!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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