how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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