porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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