i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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