Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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