Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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