so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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