Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
So much rum. So many feels.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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