do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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