mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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