O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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