Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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