i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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