You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
This toilet bowl is my home.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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