i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
