Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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