Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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