i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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