fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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