We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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