So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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