So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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