No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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