? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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