The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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