K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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