Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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