after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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