wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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