i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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