I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
it was like eating out sand paper
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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