The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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