I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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