If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Randomize
