I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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