Where are you?
In a non slutty way
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Vodka?
Forever.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Someone came in the potted fern
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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