How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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