Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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